Me: *nosebleed* Crap... GET DEM TISSUES!
Masky: *comes into room* I have the tissues, why do you need them? And what are you reading?
Me: *Shuts laptop* N-NOTHING! N-NOW G-GIVE ME T-THOSE T-TISSUES! *snatches tissues*
Me: *passed out on bed*
Masky: *opens laptop to see this* ... *pervy smile* Ohhh Chrissy~
Me: Wharudonheremaskuyrgbh? *sounds like jibberish, translation: What are you doing here masky?*
Masky: *points to laptop with pervy smile* Whats this~?
Me: *looks at laptop, eyes widen* OMFGUDIDNDOTNHUJHFJJUSTREADDATDIDYOUWUJG??! *still jibberish from sleep... Translation: OMFG u did not just read dat did you??!*
Masky: Lets make this a reality~
Masky: *drags me to his room* C'mon it'll be fun~!
Me: HEEEEELP! BEN, JEFF, ANYONE? *idea* HOODIE HAAALP! HAALP ME HOODIE! TIM IS HAVIN ONE OF HIS WIRED 'EPISODES' AGAIN! DID HE TAKE HIS PILLS THIS MORNING?! HAAAALP!
Hoodie: 1 he didn't take his pills, and 2 what is he going to- OH HEEEEEEELLL NO!
LOVE IT *gets a nosebleed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
What am I doing with my life?